blahblah

why?

2008-10-26T10:56:00.000-07:00

i am feeling fucked up all over again. i wonder who i am to you sometimes. or rather what am i. i think i'm only a substitute. i hate it when you eat mangoes. i hate it when you mention going to thai express. i hate it whenver we take the red line home. i hate it when we pass by amk. i hate it when you call me darling. i hate it when we have sex. i hate it when you kiss me. i hate to see those scars on your hands. i hate it when you keep wearing the same clothes which she touched while hugging you before. i hate it when you say 'muachxzxz'. i hate it when you use the word "Well". i hate it when we sleep on the same bed. i hate it when you want to give me your supp card. i just hate everything about you. fuck you. i hope you could just stay confined in tekong for a year. or two years. so i can forget all about you. why do you still keep her pictures and her messages. why did i see them again today. why oh fucking why. everyone thinks we're the happiest couple on earth tbut that's just a deception. it hurts inside. it fucking hurts like fuck. i have been trying to close one eye since that day but everysinglefuckingthing just came flowing into my fucking mind tonight. i like rumoured nights. i like guys with longer hair. i like rock/indie/alternative/metal music. you don't. you like rnb and you like short hair. you should stop trying to be like me. i am me. you are you. fuck off stop causing me so much misery. leave me alone.

I dig my grave but I just can't stand to step inside

2008-10-24T12:01:00.000-07:00

avenged sevenfold just now. damn i missed catching them live. but i guess it's alright cause botak Yeo KPS is out of tekong.

this feeling isn't right. bye :(

There's only one thing, two do, three words, four you

2008-10-22T09:52:00.000-07:00

absence makes the heart grow fonder - does it really?

i'm amazed at how i got past these 2 weeks without you. the first few days were hell, but subsequently... i seemed to even forget how much i missed you. somehow it has trained my heart to be numb. somehow it has made me learn not to be too dependent on you. less than 2 days more. the thought of that deprived me of proper sleep last night; i couldn't fall asleep until 3 hours later hah. what would our reaction be when we see each oher? speaking of which, somehow, somewhere in the corner of my mind, i'm afraid..

... afraid that things would be different from before.

And while I'm gone everything will be alright

2008-10-03T11:30:00.000-07:00

this is more painful, more difficult, more taxing than i ever thought. fuck everything we had.

Never felt so good to be so wrong

2008-09-01T21:50:00.000-07:00

Sleeping beauty <:)

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

2008-08-22T13:11:00.000-07:00

note to self: i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy i should be happy

give me a reason worth fighting for.

I need answers for what all the waiting I've done means

2008-08-14T12:15:00.000-07:00

Kill by Jimmy Eat World pretty much sums up what i want to say to you.

i am confused.
now i really feel like crying.

Closer than we think

2008-07-26T11:09:00.000-07:00

woooooooohooooooo the classic crime's new album rockssss like ochacha rocks (NOT, i prefer silkie freezie).

vellz, since i've dropped out of school, my life pretty much revolves around my workplace and the nonsensical hysterical people i work with haha. there's siewliang, kanina, pink cock, shit, boobyboy, the silatist etc. kanina actually stands for kamalina, pink cock = sebastian yeo Kok Ping (now you know where the pink cock came from), shit = shiqa, boobyboy = eugene, and Saiful the Silatist (he claims it's called a silat athlete and not silatist. -.-) we do krazy stuff like watching _____ at the back and laughing like we're watching some comedy hahahahah and the yishun maid is pretty hilarious :O

on a rather mellow note, i've to attend yet another funeral. the 2nd one this year. i gotta admit that life is unpredictable. so, well, better treasure me folks. you won't know when i'll pass on.

sigh i don't know what to do with you.. you are certainly leading me on sometimes and it's so goddamn wrong. why the hellllll are you doing this to me it's only gonna make me sink deeper.......

See that line? Well i never should've crossed it

2008-07-18T12:11:00.000-07:00

maybe i should look at you as a brother more than something else so i won't feel so much agony.

yawnz time to shleeeeepzzzzZZZZzzz >>> with sweet dreams of ..... (?

tomorrow i shall get rid of everything yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHALL I SHALL. Even the bag hahahaha it fucking stinks like you

BYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYE

For some reason I can't explain

2008-07-05T12:05:00.000-07:00

ever consumed someone else's mucus before? no? well, i have. mixed with black pepper maggie mee. it was, simply, sedap. like HELL TO THE YEAH, BABY. AND THE PERSON COULD EVEN STARE AT ME CHEWING ON HIS MUCUS WITH HIS MOUTH SHUT, HEART FLUTTERING WITH JOY. GAWD.

i can't wait to start mugging like how i did for O's. but this time around it has gotta be even more, way much more. and it's gonna start from today, 6 July 2008. i am gonna gather as much A level notes as i can and study on my own and meanwhile figure a way out to withdraw from the fucked-up school by the name of Singapore Polytechnic discreetly without alarming The Parents. i feel so bold all of a sudden. LOL?

oh i forgot to mention, i don't understand why some people love to act like they're so pathetic to me but out there they're actually have the time of their lives? what do they want to gain from this? i need some enlightenment. anyone?

Romeo is bleeding to death

2008-07-03T00:55:00.000-07:00

History - Funeral For A Friend

R21

2008-07-01T10:43:00.000-07:00

if you're 21 years and below, the content below might not be suitable for your viewing pleasure....

MY BURNT SAUSAGE:

Doesn't it resemble very much like a dick which belongs to a Black?

White balls + Black dick = CHINDIAN BOY

ROLLS ON THE FLOOR AND LAUGHS OUT LOUD

Lines and phrases, like knives, your words can cut me through

2008-06-27T10:28:00.000-07:00

SINGFEST TO GO WANNA I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but why isn't anberlin part of the showwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......

oh yeah, today i sat for the 5th MST which i'll confirm fail. i handed in an almost blank answer sheet and according to chandini, the invigilator flipped through my paper and smiled/laughed. like, OK......LOL

and then ohmygodwtf this super hot dude (bet he's in the army and he was from acjc) who looks like the photocopied version of wentworth miller came to the shop like WHAAAAAAAAT OMG we couldn't stop drooling. HAWT 2 DA MAX. and his gf looked abit too old for him. erpz.

was it love or just an infatuation

Sweetheart, you are sadly mistaken

2008-06-24T12:11:00.000-07:00

current earworm: Right back in the water

my life is in a wreck, a mess, a disaster, a whirlpool of nothing but crap and i'm toying with it. gah.

time to wake up.

(but my alarm hasn't rung yet)

Bluebird

2008-06-18T13:21:00.000-07:00

don't question me about the title it's nothing dirty. bluebird is a goddamn terrifc song by the Paper Rival

you make me happy :B :B :B

you make me annoyed.

you make me feel freaked out.

you make my heart ache.

4 people who evoke 4 different emotions in me. i can be considered emotionally unstable.

So sweet i can hardly speak

2008-06-10T10:31:00.000-07:00

gbecause these words were never easier for me to say
or her to second guess
but i guess
that i can live without you but
without you i'll be miserable at best

And this will be the first time in a week
That I'll talk to you
And I can't speak
It's been three whole days since I've had sleep
Because I dream of his lips on your cheek
And I got the point that I should leave you alone
But we both know that I'm not that strong
And I miss the lips that made me fly

Can't you see that all that stuff's a sideshow

2008-05-13T09:54:00.000-07:00

this isn't as easy as i thought it would be. when i say this, i'm referring to every single piece of shit that's been happening to me or around me.

Vanessa. God bless her. maybe God let this happen for a reason, to let people around her learn to treasure one another, to learn that life is that fragile and unpredictable. then again, she's only 17.. damn, by just reading her blog, it can make me tear already. it's just too damn shocking for me to digest.......

can't you see every single action or word of yours seem to affect me in every single way. fuck.

What if it's lost behind words we could never find

2008-05-11T10:05:00.000-07:00

a big thank you to amanda, gordon, angel and jewel. you all made my day less torturing, you all saved me from the evil motherfucker. God bless you all, for you all have done a good deed. so. today was motherfucker's day. well well. i don't see the need to celebrate it cause i don't even feel like i have a mother. oh like that's even news anyway. i am going to move out very very soon. double triple yay.

Maybe I'm to blame or maybe we're the same

2008-05-08T09:16:00.000-07:00

i should stop reading stuff which affects me.
i should stop thinking.
i should stop being so indecisive.
i should stop caring so much about you/it and start paying attention to other things like my studies.
i should stop reminiscing about the past.
i should not join hockey.
i should stop spending so much money.
i should stop being so lazy.
i should stop skipping classes.
i should stop making everyone around me so miserable.
i should just go and die.

If only's

2008-05-01T09:55:00.000-07:00

hello you dirty yellow fellows. i can't make up my mind what to join. sailing/wakeboarding/canoe/dragonboat??? i is feeling like joining all. if only i had alllllllllllll the time in the world. let's see hmmmmmmmmmmmmz lectures suck. tutorials suck even more. that whey somethingsomething a&pc teacher. she is so annoying??? at least i enjoy imitaing pig-name-prawn (zhu ming xia)'s accents and laugh at myself. yes in case you haven't realised i'm quite a sad person to have to laugh at myself for entertainment. that's cause i don't exactly mix well with my classmates and they don't give a shit about my life and death, you see. yeah. pathetic piece of dirt, that's me. i wanna go drown in the sea during canoe camp this weekend. yeah baby. oh no, no-one will even notice that i drowned. :( i is thinking that life is being sucha biotch to me that i is not wanting to live anymore. sighhhhz. i really miss your hair in my face, and the way your innocence tastes.

Stay with me or watch me bleed

2008-04-27T10:14:00.000-07:00

i have never in my whole entire life met someone as fickle-minded as i am. omg?

sorry to have wasted all of your time.

you don't know how beauuuuuutiful you are.

i am tired of all your sarcastic remarks. give me a break.

i spent 0.5K in 2 weeks++. OMG

time to work out.

i want wt's newurbanmale bag >( nah it's ok you can have it haha i'll have your unofficial bf HEHE :)

i am turning sexy seventeen!!!!!!!!!!!! ...... okok minus the sexy.

i is liking school abit more.

i love crab.

that basically sums up my week.

ha
ha.

ciao.

Without you I'll be miserable at best

2008-04-25T11:21:00.000-07:00

i don't give a shit. nononono i do not give a shit about your life. FARGH. I DON'TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

And the tear in your eye, and your calm hard faceMakes me wish that I was never brought into this place

2008-04-10T11:12:00.000-07:00

Life. Sucks. To. The. Core.

trust me, nobody would ever want to trade places with me in my current situation. i am SO going to get out of this fucked-up course ughhhhhhhhhhhhh i don't quite give a fuck if i'm gonna waste one year i'd rather work. people are generally nice, yes, but we fucking don't have anything in common. and mind you, we don't change classes. yes that's for three fucking years. oh my god the terror.

only one word to describe me:

screwed.

(why is god doing this to me)

Scary kids scaring kids

2008-04-06T06:22:00.000-07:00

in this case, my school timetable is scaring me. 8AM TO 6 FUCKING PM IS TOTALLY FUCKING INHUMANE???????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK SP.

FARGH.

The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star

2008-04-02T11:49:00.000-07:00

i was very motivated and inspired to start school cause i just found out that optometry actually leads to somewhere in NUS Medicine and i might be able to be an ophthalmologist. however after blog-hopping and finding out what kind of potential future classmates whom i might have, my desire to go to school is fading. omg why didn't i just go to cj and make my life a whole lot easier. or even go for the audition in ac and just be tortured by strings for 2 years??? oh someone kill me please, just kill me.

life suxxxxxxxxx i'm gonna move out i'm gonna move out i'm. gon. na. move. out.

It's time I open up, and let your love right through me

2008-03-19T10:18:00.000-07:00

i hope i pray i beg i plead that my appeal will be accepted harhar bloody hell school's starting school's starting how eksaiting OMG :O

One by one the pieces fall Until our pride defeats us all

2008-01-31T08:13:00.000-08:00

have i mentioned that i hate making decisions??? especially like what school i should go to, what bags and shoes i should get and even simple things like what to eat. omg arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. i am gonna get a nice bronzy tan tomorrow by hook or by crook, no more sleeping in. sentosa here i come!!! oh by the way i am so going to get that photographer job at the sky tower. hahahahahahahaha. that will be so kewl B) and i think companies which do not pay their workers on time and even worse, give the wrong payout deserve to be declared bankrupt and close down. for example B_ _ C_ _ _ _ _ _ r PTE LTD. :@

chacha's got a new friend, jewel!! it's so fun watching them play together and she's always getting bullied. loser. hahahahaha but i love her still :D

oh velllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllz i still can't decide. poly or jccccccccccccccccccccccccccc. opinions opinions opinions.

!@#$#^%$&

2008-01-24T10:39:00.000-08:00

seriously i don't get how some people can still cry even though they've got single digits. and i, i can only blame myself for not studying harder but thank god for the surprisingly unexpectedly OK results.

i don't know how i should express my utmost gratitude but thank you bebe ng for tolerating all my nonsense from head to toenails. you are not the best but the bestest of the best!!!!!!!

I love you but I've chosen darkness

2008-01-20T04:21:00.000-08:00

jc poly jc poly jc poly jc poly jc

or

ite

or

drop out of school

which?

my dog pees every 5 minutes. beat that.

It's over
Look out below
And I'm wasted
I still taste it
Yeah it's so hard to let go
So breathe in now
And breathe it out
The forecast
A car crash
It's looking like another...

Breakdown, rebound
This could be my last goodbye
You cross your heart, I hope to die

And I can't deny your eyes
You know I try to read between the lines
I saw a warning sign
And then you threw me up against the wall
Who said that it's better to have loved and lost?
I wish that I had never loved at all

No rewinds
No second times
And I won't break
I won't waste everything you left behind
So don't follow
Just let it go
The weather's, been better
Don't let it be another...

Breakdown, rebound
This could be my last goodbye
You cross your heart, I hope to die

All the nights you spent sitting nowhere out there on your own
All the nights I waited by the phone when you were going in alone
And all your different faces and all your different ways are making everything a mess
And all I'm saying is that all your different places and all the complications led to this

and blah blah blah blah blah. i like singing the above song at the top of my lungs (especially during times like this) don't laugh. good luck to me for THURSDAY (yes it's confirmed, the actual O level results date is 24 jan at 2pm) thank you.

Guilt-ridden

2007-12-28T10:36:00.000-08:00

a sudden rush of guilt swept over me. i suppose i've taken too many things for granted. i am absurd. do i suck, or do i suck?

i miss st nicks already omg. orange bowl with lots of chilli + great company + great class = gone forever.

:'(

There's a clamour in your whispering

2007-12-22T09:18:00.001-08:00

life $u(kz. period.

Honey why you calling me so late?

2007-12-01T08:19:00.001-08:00

haha lips of an angel is on repeat mode :] anyway my lj is still pretty ugly but who cares. hello i need a jobobobobobobobo although i'll be getting chacha soon. ok it makes no sense bye.

1/4 fish 3/4 duck = ?

2007-11-28T07:49:00.000-08:00

two words: prom sucked

reasons: fugly hair (i won't trust jean yip forever and ever till the end of time.
emo your shithead, return me my $$$)
fugly make-up (i prefer looking natural)
unbearably cold air-con
pathetic number of dishes

conclusion: i did not enjoy myself

ZBYEZ.

SAW IV

2007-11-23T19:37:00.000-08:00

this is wicked hahahahahhhaahahhahaha

My mouth is dry with words i cannot verbalize

2007-11-21T19:09:00.000-08:00

dear diary (of jane),

i would like to take a trip to hell.

yours sincerely faithfully true,
moonking

You cross your heart i hope to die

2007-11-05T07:52:00.000-08:00

o level is a freaking joke. fucking ss i HATE I REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU. what do you treat me as, a toy? so you like to play me and give me false hopes, making my life so miserable, huh??? OMG you're one sadistic idiot go and die.

This is not heaven this is my hell

2007-10-06T10:09:00.000-07:00

we're not questioning God, just those he chose to carry on His cross.

Falling up

2007-10-02T07:37:00.000-07:00

who are you? what are you hoping for?

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jaizrjarunningizrjaizrjaizrjaizrjaonizrjaizrjaizrjaizrjaizrjaemptyizrjaizrjaizrjaizrjaizrja

When all else fails, it (doesn't) fail(s)

2007-09-27T09:28:00.000-07:00

hell is where we're in now, but,

don't give up(?)

Damn regret

2007-08-28T06:03:00.000-07:00

GG says:
we were doing sexual reproduction for bio right

GG says:
and we had to make posters

GG says:
he did male infertility

GG says:
OMG i've never seen a sicker poster

GG says:
he drew this gigantic penis

GG says:
and the title was the penis (the title was "my wanking shed")

GG says:
and the info was pasted in these two GIGANTIC balls

GG says:
which he creatively titled "bag-o-balls"

GG says:
then he drew this penis with teeth and fangs and whatever

GG says:
and called it a "penisaurus" who is the narrator of his board

GG says:
also known as mr p

GG says:
then like he was doing on erectile dysfunction

GG says:
so he drew this normal one and then he drew this uber FAT BIG one

GG says:
and he put "stage 1: normal stage 2: sight, sound, smell, taste stimulation

GG says:
then not only that

GG says:
at the end he drew "fairy god penis"

GG says:
with WINGS and a HALO and a WAND

GG says:
and CLOUDS

GG says:
and he stuck this pair of underwear to the board

GG says:
and the teacher was holding it towards her body until she realised it was STAINED

GGsays:
so she threw the board like three feet away from her

GG says:
and he stuck a WET CONDOM on the board

GG says:
a WET STRAWBERRY FLAVOURED CONDOM

GG says:
which wasn't stuck on with glue

GG says:
it was stuck on by this wet sticky substance

GG! says:
eew <- i second that HAHAHAHAHAHA

Your time is now

2007-08-25T08:36:00.000-07:00

WHAT THE HELL, i can't stand people who lack originality. as you all already know, we, the main producers and founders of Pencil Porn - wawa & gaga - have received so many views and positive comments on two of our exquisite videos then SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO STEAL OUR IDEA AND COME UP WITH SOME LAME SHIT! check this out :

BOOOOOO THUMBS DOWN.

Paper walls

2007-08-12T05:06:00.000-07:00

You never fail to fail me

2007-07-24T06:01:00.000-07:00

congratulations, you proved me wrong.

And if you're so strong, you might as well just do it alone

2007-07-13T22:30:00.000-07:00

bloody mofo sonnawabitch grrrrrrrrrrrr the sight of your bulldog face makes me wanna puke. DO ME A FAVOUR WILL YOU AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT THANKS.

i never get Hellogoodbye it's so techno-ish and gross ewwzzzz.

100 days to O's hahahahahahaahah PLEASE TELL ME IT'S A DREAM.

Take what you will, what you will, and leave Could you kill, could you kill me

2007-06-29T20:09:00.000-07:00

approximately 50 tests to go wow just the thought of it is enough to kill me, slowly, but surely. as i said i might as well quit school now and spend the rest of my life at cartel i am so damn sick of school.

oh oh potassium iodide human hahahahahaha hi hi hi hi hi

Signal fire

2007-06-04T05:00:00.000-07:00

hi im in the fish tank nowwwww

:8)

Patron Saint, are we all lost like you?

2007-06-03T03:20:00.000-07:00

one thing for sure: you are very lost.

and maybe i'm still not convinced. yet.

Aren't we all to you just lost causes?

________________________________________________________________________________________________________

So let me get this straight
You say now you loved me all along
What made you hesitate
To tell me with words what you really feel
I can see it in your eyes you mean all of what you say
I remember so long ago, see I felt that same way
Now we both have separate lives and lovers
Insignificantly enough we both have significant others

Only time will tell
Time will turn and tell

We are who we were when
Could've been lovers but at least you're still my day late friend
We are who
We are who we were when
Who knew what we know now
Could've been more but at least you're still my day late friend
We are who
We are who we were when

But thoughts they change and times they rearrange
I don't know who you are anymore
Loves come and go, and this I know I'm not who you recall anymore
But I must confess you're so much more then I remember
Can't help but entertain these thoughts
Thoughts of us together

We are who we were when
Could've been lovers but at least you're still my day late friend
We are who
We are who we were when
Who knew what we know now
Could've been more but at least you're still my day late friend
We are who
We are who we were when

My day late friend

So let me get this straight
All these years and you were nowhere to be found
And now you want me for your own
But you're a day late and my love, she's still renowned

We are who we were when
Could've been lovers but at least you're still my day late friend
We are who
We are who we were when
Who knew what we know now
Could've been more but at least you're still my day late friend
We are who
We are who we were when

How can i stand here with you and not be moved by you?

2007-05-24T05:23:00.000-07:00

headaches and heartaches go pretty darn well together. i think i need more cold showers to wake me up once in a while.

well now, it's time to focus on The Big O. (no please do not think dirty)

Just a little insight won't make this right

2007-05-18T08:54:00.000-07:00

fuck.

Pretty (ugly) Betty

2007-05-06T04:15:00.000-07:00

hi we're coming to the end of term 2. life's pretty fast-moving and i'm getting scared. i say i'm scared almost everyday but i don't even do anything is that bad.

over the past week i
1) discovered that i am a birdophile
2) am done with napfa
3) didn't get my daily dose of sari
4) have felt like i was gonna die during a roller coaster ride
5) have pms-ed alot
6) want to go to copeland/anberlin concert
7) am finally legal HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
8) put myself through the torture of being interviewed by 10 over people
9) found a new favourite site: http://www.racechex.com
10) fell off my bed while sleeping (ouch)
11) dropped my phone into orange bowl (OMG) :O

What we hate, we make

2007-04-18T06:23:00.000-07:00

haha i have no idea what has got into me today but i'm having really bad mood swings. due to the lack of sleep maybe. looking on the brighter side, mornings with sari are quite a good start of the day so stop drowning yourself in misery, stupid.

Our worlds divorce

2007-04-14T08:40:00.000-07:00

With a lack of self esteem
I walked into my teens
And six years later
I'm still frustrated
I'm still not who I want to be
And now it all comes down to
Am I treating her right?
And now it all comes down to
Am I treating her right?
Am I treating her right?

If I could just be
All that I can be for her
That's when I'd be the man I long to be
I hate this cycle
It's a neverending
Story of infinite last chances

And now it all comes down to
Am I treating you right?
And now it all comes down to
Am I treating you right?
Am I treating you right?

I keep telling myself
Just grow up
But it's so easy to say
And so much harder to do
I hear it each and every day
Just grow up
It's the only thing left to do

It's time to kill this
There's no two ways about it
Ends today right here right now
But it's time I learn that
It's not a matter
Of saying the right words
Or singing the right songs

I keep telling myself
Just grow up
But it's so easy to say
And so much harder to do
I hear it each and every day
Just grow up
It's the only thing left to do

It's so old but it's not easy
To say goodbye to all this heartache
To just say no, just run away, endure pain
And suffocate every desire that hurts you

And now it all comes down to
Am I treating you right?
And now it all comes down to this
Am I treating you right?
Am I treating you right?
My words and actions don't align
My heart is the victim of my mind

Why did i care, how did it go?

2007-03-30T06:11:00.000-07:00

dot dot dot dot dot dot

The take over, the break's over

2007-03-04T01:06:00.000-08:00

is loooooooooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

A penny for your thoughts but a dollar for your insides

2007-02-10T22:16:00.000-08:00

you'd probably be wondering why i should even be feeling so sad and affected by it when i didn't even work hard for it but to me it's the fact that everyone says it's easy and getting an A is no sweat plus we can't really study for it thus it all depends on our own intelligence makes everything even worse because it means i = stupid.

This emptiness is killing me

2007-02-01T06:46:00.000-08:00

it's getting hard to be around you.

Rise from the ashes

2007-01-19T19:02:00.000-08:00

i have a very happening life because my life now = eat sleep study school hahaha my bedtime is before 11 even during the weekend whoohuhu and The Case Of The Mysterious Falling Hair-Of-All-Sorts On Our Tables is taking its toll on usssssssssssssssss but whoaAAAAAAAA retarded people like this one below never fails to make my dayayayayayay!

hahahahahaha shit i can't stop laughing already

Let's drink to feeling nothing

2007-01-13T03:42:00.000-08:00

i'm tired as hell.

school can be described as:

- hot (literally. try sitting in the middle of the class where there's no fan above us) & quite fun
- draining
- different

sitting with abby (heh-bi) & mel (meow) now heheh and we all miss clemz! uncle fester and mrs cashew nut/shrimp/seahorse/bird are boring.

ha ha pray hard i still have a few strands of hair and also at least a strand of black hair left at the end of the year and i can't wait for may. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!

For you i'd bleed myself dry

2006-12-27T06:51:00.000-08:00

i'm screwed. i swear i'm damn screwed. hello you hear me? I. AM. SCUR-ROOD. I AM GOING TO DIE. I AM GOING TO DIE IN A WEEK'S TIME CAUSE I'LL BE LIFELESS FOR 11 MONTHS OR MORE. LIKE A ZOMBIE MEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOW. ok sorry zombies don't meow. anyway i want my rabbit. chang-e(moonlady)'s rabbit died and she needs a new pet. preferably bugs bunny thank you.

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know you're unlike any other?
You'll always be my thunder, and I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I don't wanna ever love another

[edit]
i forgot to blog about this. ha ha ha ha.

I'm a (sleeping half)-moon lady:
actually you have the angmoh look what
(accidentally clicks on nudge button for the umpteenth time)
I'm a (sleeping half)-moon lady:
oops sorry again! hahahaha
.:
haha it's okay
.:
the eyes?
I'm a (sleeping half)-moon lady:
nah it's the fingers hahahahah
.:
?!
.:
my fingers make me look angmoh??
.:
WTF
.:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm a (sleeping half)-moon lady:
HAHAHAHAHAH NOOOOO!!
(i had to go the living room to break into a laughing fit cause my mom was in the room)
2min later
I'm a (sleeping half)-moon lady:
NO I THOUGHT YOU ASKED IF IT WAS MY EYES WHICH MADE ME KEEP CLICKING ON THE NUDGE BUTTON LAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm a (sleeping half)-moon lady:
YOUR FINGERS MAKE YOU LOOK ANGMOH WAHLAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
.:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
.:
mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

SERIOUSLY i had to refrain from laughing until i went to the living room then OK HAHAH.

p.s. i like thirteen senses. they're sosososososososo emo.
p.p.s. i really hate the D word.
p.p.p.s. i miss you like hell when are you coming back?
[/edit]

Spin around in your highest heels

2006-12-24T05:24:00.000-08:00

bbq @ uncle eunice's was...... HAHAHAHAHA anyway a picture paints a thousand words so:

friday was fun(ny) hahah jessica and i went crashing into high-class shops in paragon and damn were we good at it LOL sorry about your camera strap i think it probably still smells of my tom yum soup HEE and she discovered a hidden talent - using utensils (a fork for instance) to fix stuff (a loose screw on her bag) HAHAHA anyway after riding on the flying coaster & the meteorite i think i have a laughing-non-stop-when-taking-mad-rides syndrome i seriously can't stop laughing??!!!

oh air-cute me, you utterly disappoint me :) oh my geez, i don't even know who the hell the person that you've become is ah someone enlighten me pleaz sankewt.

happy christmas & a merry new year? sounds pretty darn familiar.

Cold hands, colder smoke

2006-12-09T08:57:00.000-08:00

i am at the cybercafe with tingster now and it's 1am and we just left kenny rogers without paying and we genuinely totally forgot about paying the bill and when we went back the people didn't even know and when we wanted to pay one of them asked,

"eating here or take away?"

-_______________________________________________-

3 words: NOTHING TO SAY

Apartment 108

2006-12-06T05:46:00.000-08:00

seven three seven three come to me
because you look so damn pretty
everytime i see you i get sky high
oh why oh why are you so fine

seven three seven three is so chio
better than the gays in ohio
oh hot one you blow me away
all i want for christmas is you okay

Turning white and senses dire

2006-12-04T01:39:00.000-08:00

my internet's finally working after like how many days. moho i can't wait for the weekend, tingsterz know whyyyyyyyyyy! B)

anyway the 4 gruelling days of SISC is finally over and it's kind of like :) & :( cause i'm mosquito-free and at the same time having withdrawal symptoms of Cleon & Kodo Ito (& maybe NGJG too HAHAHAHAHAHA). shiz Cleon is like the cutest thing and Kodo Ito is the hottest jap kid everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hahahahaha Siyi and i have somewhat discovered the other paedophiliac side of us and hot mums are on the go too yeah wheehoo.

and no more job @ Gap = no more extra income for the holidays. sorry tingsterz :(

Phantoms

2006-11-26T07:22:00.000-08:00

i think it feels weird to see people you haven't seen for months - or even years. you know like you have so much to say but somehow you can't bring yourself to tell the person cause both of you haven't been spending time for so long? on the other hand HI JESSICA YEO hope to see you soon when you reach sg the last time we saw each other dates back to year 2004 at changi airport and YES IT HAS BEEN SUPER LONG!!!

Could this be out of line?
To say you're the only one breaking me down like this
You're the only one I would take a shot on
Keep me hanging on so contagiously

Oh you're everything I'm wanting
Come to think of it, I'm aching
On account of my transgression
Will you welcome this confession?

I'll do it over any time

2006-11-15T07:13:00.000-08:00

Check list for checkered stuff
1. checkered shirt (where to get?)
2. checkered shorts (where to get?)
3. checkered bag (where to get?)
4. checkered shades (where to get?)
5. checkered hairband (where to get?)
6. checkered wallet (where to get?)
7. paul frank checkered watch
8. checkered umbrella from mango
9. checkered socks (where to get?)
10. checkered shoes (GOT ITTTTTTTTTTT)
11. checkered ear rings (GOT IT TOOOOOOOOOOO)

sounds pretty darn good to me eh whoah like i'll be checkered from head to toe so like ch-ch-ch-check me out HARDY HAR HAR

ahaha tmr is gonna be an emo day i can so imagine myself listening to 23 & Over & Best i ever had over and over again hahahahahahaha whoa whoa so emo emu and OMG BEST I EVER HAD JUST STARTED PLAYING ON ITUNES OH MY THAT'S FREAKY :O

23

2006-11-11T08:03:00.000-08:00

I felt for sure last night
At once we said goodbye
No one else will know these lonely dreams
No one else will know that part of me
I'm still driving away
And I'm sorry every day
I won't always love these selfish things
I won't always live
Stop it

It was my turn to decide
I knew this was our time
No one else will have me like you do
No one else will have me, only you

You'll sit alone forever
If you wait for the right time
What are you hoping for?
I'm here and now I'm ready
Holding on tight
Don't give away the end
The one thing that stays mine

Amazing still it seems
I'll be 23
I won't always love what I'll never have
I won't always live in my regrets

You'll sit alone forever
If you wait for the right time
What are you hoping for?
I'm here and now I'm ready
Holding on tight
Don't give away the end
The one thing that stays mine

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ):

Tacks for snacks

2006-11-11T07:10:00.000-08:00

during dinner today i was playing with the kind of ice with a hole in the middle and since i didn't finish my rice i decided to stuff the rice bits into the hole in the ice together with some chilli and there's my very first grand dish - Rice on Ice with a little bit of Spice. my oh my i am so going to be the next Iron Chef!

anyway we saw the ugliest side of lians (you know how ugly both physically and psychologically they normally are already right) in the cinema today. HAHA damn they just can't seem to shut their gap can they. what with imitating what the characters in the show were saying and making stupid and senseless comments on the show, man??? they were such an annoying attention-seeking bunch seriously i swear i could've just slapped them HAHA and they will all be like,

"wo jiao wo de boiifwen ni jiu zi dao! ta you gang de wor!!! ni si liao lah humji kia!"

or

"PHUCK (fuck) EUU (you) LA!! cao ji bai ni gan slap wo!!! stupid BITCH!! lai lah wo men lai one on one lah ka ni na!!! wo jiao wo de gang lai hoot ni ah!"

damn do i get bored sometimes when they always use their boiifwenss and little gangs as threats in addition to the alarming amount of profanities they use. sigh i pity them sometimes they don't even know how bad an impression they leave and how despicable they are.

ok i hope i can sleep well tonight cause i really can't get the stupid sound the female ghost (in the grudge 2) makes each time she's present.

"AWWWWWWWWRRRRRRHHHH............"

DAMN IT!

Weird Beard

2006-11-10T06:07:00.000-08:00

got this from an e-mail from tingzterz:

1. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. (i'll make sure i eat zinc for my meals)
2. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. (damn were the kids super horny!!!)
3. Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our nose and ears never stop growing. (LOL?)
4. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. (more than ever do i need more sleepathons!!!)
5. A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks. (same as above)
6. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. (no comments)
7. The Mona Lisa had no eyebrows. (good then she doesn't have to worry about trimming her eyebrows what)
8. When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less. (if you know me well you should know why i bolded this and enlarged "moon". :> WAH BUT REALLY AH!!!)
9. Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned his wife or mother because they were both deaf. (that's pretty sad)
10. "I Am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. (you are. we are. they were. i was. you were. ??????????????)
11. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself" (i use Darlie hehe)

anyway hello quackz we really are destined to be working partners eh i can't wait to work witchAAAAAAA manz ahahaha but we cannnot anyhow play play and people-watch already hor hahahahaha whoopee $$$$$!

sigh i think i'm a wuss i don't even dare go to the toilet in the middle of the night cause it's too dark and blahblahblah eh is there any way to make me less wussy!?!? oh i can almost forget about watching the grudge 2 already man i think i'll need counselling sessions after that cause it might be too traumatising for me HAH and it definitely isn't fun to walk around the school at night alright it's so freaking dark ok why can't they like switch on more lights STUPID!!! anyway kwelin just edited this picture of me and some baby HAHA i swear it's so super retarded click here to view it KAKAKAKA!!!

Deadbeat sweetheartbeat / Emotion is dead

2006-11-05T07:09:00.000-08:00

hello i need $$$

Good mourning

2006-11-03T08:01:00.000-08:00

i can't agree more that i've been a lousy friend and a lousy daughter. (and perhaps an even lousier _ ) sorry friend(s) sorry mum & dad and sorry _.

P.S. the grudge 2 can go kiss my ass. screw you ju-on I AM NOT SCARED OF YOU I WILL WATCH THE GRUDGE 2 IN THE CINEMA WITHOUT LISTENING TO MY IPOD AND WITHOUT COVERING MY EYES & EARS ONE FINE DAY JUST YOU WAIT (provided someone treats me GAGAGAGA)

Three cheers for tyranny

2006-10-31T06:00:00.000-08:00

whoahhhhhh i am totally in love with MCR's latest album all the songs are extremely addictive and superly superbbbbbbbbbbo

(for own reference only)
How does hair grow?

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Omega 3

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OR

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(i find this funny though) :
Many people ask if Hair Formula 37™ will affect the hair growth on other parts of the body. The answer is NO. Hair Formula 37™ ONLY affect the hair growth on the scalp. HAHAH!?

OR

"wash your hair with egg" cause "egg contains protein and hair is made up of a protein called melanin" - gill

OK so obviously i can't afford the Hair Formula 37 shit and washing my hair with egg is definitely OUT (DUH!!!) so i am gonna go with the strict salmon + sardine + shrimp + clam (HAHA) + tuna + spinach + cod liver oil diet. that and washing my hair with icy cold water (according to KWELIN) wow i am so sure my hair will be 10 inches longer at the end of this month!!!

oh and i hate hate HATE this song it is so bloody sad wtf.

"But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
You don't need me back
You're just the best I ever had "

i can't possibly deny that i like listening to it since 20 november is approaching though.

An offer you can't refuse

2006-10-30T01:58:00.000-08:00

ha ha ha ha ha oh my god my hair is beyond description. hopefully i would find it fine after a few days of groaning over how bad it is like i normally do. HOPE~~~~~~fully. but it's OKKKKK cause my BUNGSTA HAIR has earned me a girlfriend JAJAJA BLUSHBLUSH

things to do during the holidays
1. more sleepathons (my goal is a 24-hour sleep, yeah manzzzzzz!)
2. more eatathons (since ah gillz has chickened out of the daily-eatathon-plan in order to achieve her Kate Moss figure [like, SERIOUSLY!!! THERE IS NO NEED??], i have to look for a new partner :<)
3. study for O level (HAHAHAHA SHUT UP)
4. BUSK!!!
5. practise singing so i can join Singapore Idol Season 3 HAHAH (i'll be singing Buttons with a self-choreographed dance routine WINKYWINKWINKZ!!!)

CATCH Y'ALL LATA FOLKZ >:)

Light up, light up As if you have a choice

2006-10-26T02:32:00.000-07:00

let me tell you what's madness. madness = eating Pepper Lunch -> Orange Julius blizzard -> The Village (no not the show HAAHAHAHA looks at xinyun) Restaurant -> NYDC. yeeeeep all at one go OH. THE. LOVE. ok honey bunny we gotta break our record our highest number of food outlets is only 4 but it's alright we're gonna try hitting a 5! 6! 7! 8! ..... or even 10???????? HAHAHAHAHAHAH i'm so going to join the Healthy Lifestyle Club but who gives a ping pong!??!!? YAFOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (((((((((((((L:

top ten turn-offs
1. sun-less afternoons
2. korean drama (ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
3. NO FOOD AT HOME
4. toilet bowls which can't work (oh my god)
5. long and huge cheese sausages (think The village restaurant o.k.a Marche)
(o.k.a = once known as ------ errrr i just came up with it)
6. totally goth clothings (no actually i think they're really cool i'll wear an Emily the Strange dress with chains as accessories and LEGGINGS to prom next year WOW i'm so going to be the prom queen HEHEHEHEHE)
7. women dressed in all-red (who on earth do you think you're trying to be?! satan??? SATAN LIVES IN HELL HE DOES NOT ROAM AROUND TOWN!!! GET AWAY FROM ME WILL YA)
8. meals without lime juice (i. can. not. live. with. out. lime. juice)
9. CATS (as much as i love garfield, i hate cats. MEEEOW)
10. MOONLESS NIGHTS!! (oh what would become of the world if there's no moon!!!!)

anyway i think getting drenched in the rain is pretty fun, getting drenched in the rain two days in a row is even waaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaay fun!

Skeptics and true believers

2006-10-24T00:44:00.000-07:00

"Everything's so blurry
And everyone's so fake"

"Everyone is changing
There's noone left that's real" : Blurry - Puddle of Mudd

says it all.

Gold Lion

2006-10-17T06:54:00.000-07:00

wow coldplay does wonders when you're down cause it makes you even more emo. emo until cannot emo and then you cry like shit and everything's fine after that WOWWWWWW.

anyway i decided that if i get like 54 points for O level and drop out of school i'll go be a clown cause that'll be the only job i can major in unless it requires intensive training??? and no i don't think all clowns look evil cause er i'll look stupid enough even without clown make-up and i will make a good clown unlike the other lousy ones which scare away the poor little kiddos hehehehe.

wisdom's talentime song is nice but it turned out bad though :S :S :S eh another emo song heheheh

i don't like deathcab. you like? no? yay.

Silhoyettes

2006-10-13T07:03:00.000-07:00

what the f. i did so badly for my best subject and it's my only hope to do well man this is great this is just so effing great ugh i can't imagine how i'll do for the rest of the papers i'm like the stupidest shit on earth i can't even do simple maths i can't even pass harmony for mep well and no 22 out of 40 isn't impressing oh i can almost forget about going to japan already too i'll be over the moon if i'm even allowed to go to good old xiao guilin to see the little turtles and fishes if i pass lit i'll carry a pink hello kitty bag pack to school yes hello you heard me

thanks so much the damn joke's on me now innit

this cracked me up though:

2006-10-12T07:36:00.000-07:00

oh. my. gad. this is like a new source of entertainment for me now it. is. be. yond. des. crip. tion. and. he. is. my. new. idol.

i think he is love.

2006-10-06T07:46:00.000-07:00

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYLO ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRBODYY it's MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONcake FESTIVALLLLLLL HAHAHAHAH BUT OH MY FOCK I HAD TO SPEND IT AT MY TUTOR'S TRYING TO UNDERSTAND LOG AND UNFUNKY FUNCTIONS UGGGGGGGGGGGH :<

oh screw the haze too I CAN'T SEE MY MOON LA WHAT THE FOCK IS THIS!!! MOONLESS ON MOONCAKE FESTIVAL?!!!?????! i'm supposed TAAA be able TAAAAAA even see my rabbit and my CHANG-ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. meh

hahahahahahahahaha oh my gootnuss lit spelt d-i-s-a-s-t-e-r today no actually every single paper i did was like shit. HEHEHEHEHE

OH and check zis outz - zeh beeggooz ballz in za worldz OOOOOOH KINKY!

funny right? RIGHT!!!! HAAHAHAHAH AND WHAT THE HECK DID KWEILIN SAY?

(?) FIGHT THE FIGHT ALONE. † says:
HAHAHAHAHA EH CAN YOU IMAGINE WHEN THT GUY EJACULATES
(?) FIGHT THE FIGHT ALONE. † says:
ITS LIKE THE 2ND TSUNAMI

EH i so totally agree HAHAHAHA and when i prance around the streets naked also sama sama lahhhhh hhehehehehe OK i was just kidding!!!

I FEEL LIKE I'M ON A HOLIDAY MOOD ALREADY! (HeHaHoHuHuaHoaHao!!!)

(ripley's) believe it or not, even that one conversation made me happy after so long. wish i could've been there(to celebrate your birthday)though. SIGH AIYAH EMO LAH EMO LAH FFFFFFFFFFF.

2006-10-04T07:36:00.000-07:00

hi.

i am fucking annoyed now because

1) my printer can't print the joy luck club notes
2) my brain can't store anything on SS
3) i haven't read the bloody JLC book since the december holidays last year
4) lit is on friday and i have less than 48 hours to get all that shit into my damn head
5) i think i've already failed more than 3 subjects
6) there's one more week till the end of the exams
7) i am going to retain
8) i am going to ite but

I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING TO CURB THIS! WHY IS THIS SO! OH LORD ALMIGHTY PLEASE HELP THIS POOR FOOL (HAHA THE GOOD EARTH! OH MY MAMA THE BEAUTY OF THE GOOD EARTH! JLC SPELLS S-H-I-T COMPARED TO THAT GOOD OLD BOOK!)

maybe it's a sign (Gasp! :o)

2006-09-29T04:47:00.000-07:00

hah ahaha ha hahah aha HI YELLOW BADGES WILL YOU BE MY FRIENDS I THINK I'M GONNA JOIN YA'LL NEXT YEAR, YO! (considering the fact that i left over 30 marks worth of questions blank for EEEEEE(kkkk) maths todAAAAAAy)

anywAAAAAyz i can't believe i got tricked into believing that Stay Alive is a comedy DOUBLE-YEW-TEE(haha yew tee)-EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! GRRRRRRRRRRRZ I. AM. NOT. IM. PRESSED. WAN. TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGZ (& KWEILIN) !!! >:(

(Key: Kweilin = Kwan Wei Lin = Samantha Kwan)

HE! HE!

2006-09-28T00:43:00.000-07:00

feeling stressed? nothing perks you up? try this: say 'emo emu' as many times as you can damn quickly it turns out to sound like EMOY in the end HAHA SOOOOOO AMUSING HUH!

we're not even halfway through daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammit

2006-09-21T07:19:00.000-07:00

god dag. my mind's in a state of adfiassdasderkhjfadsfibadfmessiashefisaeb, just like:

this

2006-09-17T04:02:00.000-07:00

Bok (bok means hello in some foreign language i saw it on a poster at the bus stop with gilly willy the other day ahahahaaaaaa) blogger how's life been treating you? i guess it doesn't like me very much cause it's treating me bad. why must i memorize stupid stuff about stalin and the stupid mao mao person and hitler and his stupid nazi shit when all i want to do in 10 years down the road is to put on that nong nong hat and cook in that posh restaurant huh huh huh tell me why!

2006-09-07T05:03:00.000-07:00

i like to crack myself up with stuff like:

oh and i like eating wank-wank cause it makez me happyz.

see just looking at the little boy makes me happy alreadyz.

mohohohohohohozzzzzzz

2006-09-03T07:21:00.000-07:00

ha ha ha ha i'm hooked on to the emo-estestest song of all times (that's quite bad) -

meanwhile it's 24 more days to the end of years. kind of spells d-i-s-a-s-t-e-r to me. cheerios.

2006-08-26T07:17:00.000-07:00

i've decided to cease from posting emo stuff because i think

1) it's scary
2) it's scaring people
3) it's pointless
4) emo is bad

so hola folks I AM BACK HAAAHAHEHAHAHEOHUAHAHA i'm currently down with a burning sore throat, a blocked nose, a splitting headache and a slight fever what the funk must be the daily consumption of milo powder DANGZ today's supposed to be spent studying but i slept the day away yay great

DOUBLE MOON LATER ZAAAAHAHAHA and i'm supposed to post this a long time ago but since today's 'Double Moon' day i shall do it now. it's taken from 'Two cuddly cot boks for day and night' (omg cot books! just what was i thinking!?!)

Moon

The moon wakes up at night (who says only at night i see it in the morning too eh)
As we go to sleep (we could be staying up what)
The moon dances with the stars (para-para? belly dancing? SO EXCITING!)
Sometimes she is big and bright (woooooooow!)
And sometimes small and narrow! (really!!!)
She lights the way for the boats at sea (i thought it's the lighthouses?)
She says hello to the animals who are awake in the forest (moon got mouth can talk meh)
In the morning, she blows a kiss to the sun (sound effects: MUUUUUUUUUACKZZZZZZ!)
And goes to bed! (Zzzzzzzzzz)

Sun

In the morning, the sun stretches out his rays to wake us up (isn't it the rooster's job to wake us up)
He sends his beams down to the flowers and trees to make them grow (!!! I KNOW!PHOTOSYNTHESIS HAHAHA)
He plays peek-a-boo with the clouds! (LOL)
He says hello to the birds flying in the sky (HAHHA!!)
As the sun sets, he looks at his lovely orange reflection in the sea (what a self-obsessed sun)
When night comes he winks at his friend, the Moon (WINKZ *_o)
And falls asleep (Zzzzzzzzzz)

2006-08-21T07:13:00.000-07:00

Dumbty Thumbty sat on the wall
Dumbty Thumbty had a great fall
All of her cellulite
And all of her fats
Couldn't put Thumbty together again

2006-08-20T06:56:00.000-07:00

this is gonna be a super emo post. (ha, ha)

hello friend. i know this might sound crazy cause i have absofuckinglutely no rights to tell you what to do and what not to do but i hope you know what you really want and what you're doing. i am typing all these not because i discourage you from it but sometimes we got to learn how to prioritze. come on i've been through it, i've kind of made the same mistakes and i don't want you to fall into the same trap. i just hope you won't lose anything in the end, neither do i want to lose you as a friend. yes i might have this feeling that we're drifting, i'm trying my best to bring back the closeness that we once had, but will you do your part?

hello friend, i miss the old you. come back please.

2006-08-16T08:27:00.000-07:00

mep was super slack today we just practically fooled around for 3 hours plus cause occ and wongyf didn't come and yes you got it right we were stuck with ____ ahaha and i swear eunice koh cracks me up so bad with all her retarded poses!!! anyway today Neon (my violin) decided to marry Rasputina (eunice's violin) & Joules (jean's cello) heheheh. our instruments are all females thus it's a threesome lesbian affair hahahahaha and Neon dumped Ion (joanne's double bass which is a male breed) cause she (Neon) finds Rasputina and Joules more appealing wheehee and i think ___ is weird he used my name to come up with senseless poems and ate fake kitkats by sinking his teeth into four bars at a time omg gross.

BOWLING TOMORROWROWORWROWROWRORWORWORWOROW YAY I LIKE.

2006-08-13T08:38:00.000-07:00

this post will be solely dedicated to Gillian Chen Yun Skarina Daniel.

on this day 15 years ago, Mrs Daniel gave birth to a coffee-brown creature with curly wurly hair and extremely huge and beady eyes. the amount of fats on the creature was so unmeasurable that it's like a huge ball of fat which looked so tempting to pinch and play with! oh, what joy it brought to Mrs Daniel! (damn she must've had a real hard time delivering the creature, considering how much FATS it had 8])

heheheheh so cute right. this was my christmas gift last year (i said i wanted you for christmas so you gave me your baby photograph hahah)

anyway we (tried to) gave her a surprise party, which, pathetically, only three of us turned up cause the other two couldn't make it ):

note: "tried to" was used, reason being -> our attempt to surpise her failed, DAMNNNNN!!!

HAHAH NONETHELESS I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE LOVE YOU (SEE HOW HARD WE TRIED TO COVER IT UP!) HAPPY 15TH! I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW BORING LIFE WOULD BE LIKE WITHOUT THIS DAY WHICH MARKS THE BIRTH OF AH GILLZZZ!

LONG LIVE THE HONEY BUNNYZZZZ! :]]]]]

2006-08-09T08:30:00.000-07:00

things i do when i'm bored

1) mess my hair up with my brother's wax/clay/gel for an hour in the bathroom
2) spend another hour washing the wax/clay/gel off
3) eat milo powder
4) try to make milo dinosaur (sadly i failed)
5) eat more milo powder
6) mix some horlicks powder with more milo powder
7) then eat it
8) moan in satisfaction (LOL)
9) mix soya bean milk with a lorry load of milo powder and drink/eat it
10) moan in satisfaction (again)

k bye i'm still bored.

2006-08-06T07:27:00.000-07:00

and i'm so sorry.

2006-08-05T04:00:00.000-07:00

we were eating fried mars bars the other day and i got this sperm-shaped one it's so cute i just had to post the picture here!

anyway i've decided to get rid of the earworms section and move them all to hereeeeeeeee!

2006-08-02T10:49:00.000-07:00

"My eye has a lot of shit." -ng noon ling
"my blood BURNING ah!" -c/tan

ALL HAIL-- like what sam always says.

(tingster)

2006-07-30T07:49:00.000-07:00

tingsie (tingster) and diana just left, the day was spent doing stupid stuff in the pool e.g. jumping from the shore (poolside) into the pool and trying to take pictures which almost all turned out really funny hahahaha (especially the one with diana doing god-knows-what!?!?!), trying to do SYNCHRONISED SWIMMING (!!!!!!! eh i think my 360 degrees jump-up-and-spin out of the water was cool ok HAH) /trying to do yoga (!?), making out what each of us were saying under water (we ended up laughing and couldn't hear anything) and pigging out on nearly $10 worth of junk from 7-eleven, in addition to the roti pratas which cost more than 5 bucks. whoh hoh hoh i dare not look at the digits on the weighing machine know. too bad tingster and i didn't bring our duck beaks down to the pool to do our quacking routine hahahahaha man i swear diana would be so embarrassed.

switched between shallow hal and constantine, damn it sure was sweet of hal to not mind that rosemary was fat and still loved her all the same haw hawwwwww.

yes i am drained (and fat) too tingster geez i wonder how i'm gonna go about preventing stupid air bubbles from forming in my bloody cheek cells and the onion epidermal cells tomorrow

2006-07-27T07:16:00.000-07:00

HAHAH jamming-10min-before-recess-ends-session-in-class is waaaaaay entertaining CLICK HERE for our version of 4ever by The Veronicas hahahahahhaha and click HERE for the original version of 4ever. we're not very far off from them right!!! WE'LL IMPROVE, PROMISE! ;D hahahahahahahahahaha i swear we're mad.

2006-07-26T07:42:00.000-07:00

were you ever there? do you even care? :(

(time flies)

2006-07-26T04:26:00.000-07:00

Should I write myself out of the history books
And mark a place in time for every chance you took
Don't get me wrong I know you've got your life in place
I've yet to take the hint
Some day I'm sure I'll get the picture
And stop waiting up

When it all comes down
To a sunrise on the east side
Will you be there to carry home
The remains of my wasted youth
This wasted time on you has left me shaking in waiting
Shaking in waiting for something more

Tonight is alive with the promise of a street-fight
And there's money on the table that says your cheap-shots won't be able
To break bones
I've yet to break a sweat
I'll make your past regret its future
Here's to you

Make all of my decisions for me
I've never taken the fall for deceit
I'll keep a secret if you keep me guessing
The taste of your lips says we shouldn't have met like...

I can keep a secret if you can keep me guessing
The flavor of your lips is enough to keep me pressing
For more than just a moment of truth between the lies told
To pull ourselves away from the lives we leave back home
I can keep a secret if you can keep me guessing
The flavor of your lips is enough to keep me here

2006-07-23T06:10:00.000-07:00

no more meepok -> :) or :( ?

aaaaaanyway i was very happy to see people like Soh Bee Him aka Bee Hoot aka Sea Monster at Vch yesterday even though she had a race in the afternoon aw so sweet right hahahahaha SHE'S CHANGED SO MUCH NO MORE SPECTACLES EH and we just laughed at each other non-stop hahah ahhhhhh missed those times in 2 faith with her, oh yes i do :( thank you all for the flowers and the kiss from Grace Ong! hahah and there were actually extra tickets at the last min so i was rather upset cause i couldn't get any for honeybunny :S

P.S. I miss you, Jessica Yeo Kaitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! promise to meet up at the end of the year when you come back to Sunny Singapore please!!!

2006-07-15T07:22:00.000-07:00

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds,

"What does love mean?"

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." - Rebecca, age 8

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." - Billy, age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." - Karl, age 5

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." - Chrissy, age 6

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." - Terri, age 4

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."- Danny, age 7

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss!" - Emily, age 8

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." - Bobby, age 7

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate." - Nikka, age 6

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt; then he wears it everyday." - Noelle, age 7

"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." - Tommy, age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." - Cindy, age 8

"My mommy loves me more than anybody! You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." - Clare, age 6

"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." - Elaine, age 5

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt ." - Chris, age 7

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." - Mary Ann, age 4

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." - Lauren, age 4

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." - Karen, age 7

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it alot. People forget." - Jessica, age 8

Author and lecturer LeoBuscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbour was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbour, the little boy said:

"Nothing, I just helped him cry."

When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all you need.

aw so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.